You know what? Fuck you. (Unovernights your oats)
Not to get all It's Not That Deep Oh My God, but I think living in apartments truly hones you as a person. I feel like the people online who argue "nobody fucking does that" have never lived wall-to-wall with strangers, to their detriment.
If life in apartment buildings teaches you anything, it teaches you to naturally, instinctively respond to the question "who the hell lives like that?" with "well, someone does, apparently". Nothing teaches you that there are completely normal people living normal lives, but make choices that you personally never would, like knowing you have neighbours who regularly, habitually do things like vaccuum their home at 9 pm, or listen to Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat on a loop from 7:30 to 9 am.
shout-out to whoever it was who regularly dribbled a basketball for hours on end immediately above my bedroom
In college my roommate was, literally, pounding meat to tenderize it. Apartment of dudes on the floor below us came to ask us if we were okay lmao
Shoutout to my neighbor who seemingly makes a whole brass band tumble down the stairs every night at 11:30pm.
Shoutout to my former neighbours who would make popcorn and then have sex at the same time every day.
hey sorry your boyfriend fell into the public library book donation bin. yeah he’s being used to fund vital community programs and support services. yeah beanbag chairs too. if you pay your overdue fines we’ll give him back though
Anonymous asked:
can i use a calculator on the ap french exam
collegeboard-official answered:
this mother fucker trying to solve french
The island of Koltur, photographed from Sandavágur, Vágar, in the Faroe Islands
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Would you rather live in the little house that’s dry or the big house in the background that’s flooded?
